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Ahas sa ibaba!

Anak: 'Nay, ba't may ahas sa "ibaba" ni Tatay?
Ina: Kaya nga inuupuan ko para mamatay yunh ahas.
Anak: 'Nay mas matapang si Yaya, kasi yung ahas, isinubo n'ya.

Kid Camaya started his stardom in singing in the singing competition in television, Pinoy Idol, which is a franchise from the international show, American Idol.
Though he did not won the contest, it is very obvious that this man has the talent in singing which brings heartfelt performances.

His album Soul Sessions has 8 tracks, all are revivals except for the track entitled "If I Could" which was composed by himself. The tracks are the following:

Grab a copy of his album! Now! It only costs Php 250.00!

Joke Time! Episode 4

Peanuts!

An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts. So, the driver happily munches them. Every five minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts..

Driver: "Why don't you eat them yourself?"
Old Lady: "I can't chew them. Look, I have no teeth."
Driver: "Then why did you buy them?"
Old Lady: "Oh! I just love the chocolate around them."

Joke Time! Episode 3

Urine Test

anak: "tay, urine test ko daw po bukas, sabi saschool."
itay: "Oh anong problema?"
anak: "Anong gagawin ko?"
itay: "Bobo ka ba talaga...




itay: "eh di magreview ka!"

Taeng Pag-Ibig

boy: mahal alam mo bang para kang tae?
girl: eeww! kadiri ka naman, bastos!
boy: totoo talaga... seryoso ako.
girl: bakit ba?
boy: 'di kasi kita kayang paglaruan.

Trivia Number 1

Did you know that...

...not sleeping eight hours a day can make you FAT?


Explanation...
...when we do not get enough sleep (at least eight hours a day), our body produces hormones which makes us starve for food.

Joke Time! Episode 2

Warning: The following content may caontain materials not be suitable for young audiences, parental guidance is advised.

"Sex Drive"

A wife puts Viagra in her husband's coffee to add sex drive...
after drinking, her husband grab and fucked her on the table..
The wife shouted and cried, "Tangina mo! Nasa Starbucks tayo gago!"

Our featured lines of William Shakepeare for this day are excerpts from Sonnet 116.

"Love is not love which alters when alteration finds."

"Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks but bears it out even to the edge of doom."

This lines simply means that love is constant that it will not change no matter what reasons. And true love doesn't fade as time goes by that love is timeless that only death can make a end to it.

"Joke Time" Episode 1

"Envy"

one day, a short story

...there was a boy who was jealous to his newborn baby boy.
And the next day, the boy make a simple plan.
The next day the boy put a poison to her mother's nipple.
and the day after that their driver died!

Watch out for next joke!
'coz u'll be
LAUGHING OUT LOUD

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BUSINESS SIDELINES - Episode 1
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This blog post will be the first article about "Business Sidelines", and our topic for this post is about "Perfume Making".

"PERFUME MAKING"

Materials needed:
Spray bottle
Glass container
Vodka/ Ethyl Alcohol
Distilled Water
Filter Paper
Fragrance Oils

Procedures:
Mix all fragrance oils (based on your recipe) and then mix
Add Alcohol then mix
Add distilled water and then mix again
Let it settle for hours/days (based on your recipe)
Filter the solution to make it clearer.

Uses of Materials:
Fragrance oils - it is what gives the scent to the perfume
Alcohol/Vodka - it makes the scent of the perfume last longer
Glass container - it is where you will mix all the ingredients

Notes:
Do not use plastic container in mixing oils and other ingredient for it will absorb the scent/smell/odor of your product.
If you did not filter your solution, the perfume will got blurred when shaken.

Search for recipes online!
Happy Perfume Making!

Top 1
Love Story
by Taylor Swift

Top 2
The Climb
by Miley Cyrus

Top 3
No Boundaries
by Kris Allen

Top 4
Jai Ho
by Pussycat Dolls

Top 5
*Poker Face by Lady Gaga

*Love Sex Magic by Justin Timberlake ft. Ciara


Foreign Top 5 based on MOST REQUESTED SONGS Song Hits Magazine

Corazon Cory Aquino was a President of the Philippines. She served as the 11th president of the Philippines from 1986 to 1992. She was the first female president in the Philippines and even in Asia.

She died August 1, 2009. The cause of her death is cardio-respiratory arrest.
Let's pray for her.
And may her soul rest in peace.

TOP TV SHOWS

GMA 7

For Teens
Maynila
Maynila features love stories best suits the teeanagers for they can relate into it.

Schedule: Every Saturdays after Ka-Blog

Ka-blog

Schedule: Every Saturdays 10:30 am

For Kids
-Art Angel

ABS-CBN

For Kids
-Matanglawin
-May Bukas Pa

Top 1 - Manny Pacquiao

Manny Pacquiao is a proffesional Filipino boxer known internationally. Though he is a boxer, he have also recorded his songs like "Para Sayo". He is a host of a TV host entitled "Pinoy Records" co-hosted by Chris Tiu, a basketball player.

Top 2 - Lea Salonga

Lea Salonga is a broadway singer-actress.

She is the singing voice of Jasmine in the cartoon program entitled "Aladdin" and singing voice of Fa Mulan in the cartoon program entitled "Mulan" singing "Reflection".

Top 3 - Charice Pempengco, Billy Crawford and Sam Concepcion

Billy Crawford is a Filipino-American singer-actor-dancer. He became famous with his song like "Bright Lights", "Trackin", "When You Think About Me","Never My Lover", and "Steamy Nights". He started his showbiz career on Philippine television in the "That's Entertainment" show.

Charice Pempengco is a singer. She started appearing in Philippine Television in the TV show "Little Big Star" but unfortunately she didn't won the contest, she just achieved the 3rd Place. Her star lighted brightly when she had an opportunity to appear in the "Oprah Winfrey Show" and she sang "A Note To God".

On the other side of the "Little Big Star" singing contest. It is Sam Concepcion who got the 1st place. He is also internationally known, he is the singer of the theme song of the animated film "Kung Fu Panda". He is also known for his song entitled "Even if". And he also play the lead character(Troy Bolton) role of "High School Musical" on stage.