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Warning: The following content may not be suitable for very young age.

Ahas sa ibaba!

Anak: 'Nay, ba't may ahas sa "ibaba" ni Tatay?
Ina: Kaya nga inuupuan ko para mamatay yunh ahas.
Anak: 'Nay mas matapang si Yaya, kasi yung ahas, isinubo n'ya.

Joke Time! Episode 4

Peanuts!

An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts. So, the driver happily munches them. Every five minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts..

Driver: "Why don't you eat them yourself?"
Old Lady: "I can't chew them. Look, I have no teeth."
Driver: "Then why did you buy them?"
Old Lady: "Oh! I just love the chocolate around them."

Joke Time! Episode 3

Urine Test

anak: "tay, urine test ko daw po bukas, sabi saschool."
itay: "Oh anong problema?"
anak: "Anong gagawin ko?"
itay: "Bobo ka ba talaga...




itay: "eh di magreview ka!"

Taeng Pag-Ibig

boy: mahal alam mo bang para kang tae?
girl: eeww! kadiri ka naman, bastos!
boy: totoo talaga... seryoso ako.
girl: bakit ba?
boy: 'di kasi kita kayang paglaruan.

Joke Time! Episode 2

Warning: The following content may caontain materials not be suitable for young audiences, parental guidance is advised.

"Sex Drive"

A wife puts Viagra in her husband's coffee to add sex drive...
after drinking, her husband grab and fucked her on the table..
The wife shouted and cried, "Tangina mo! Nasa Starbucks tayo gago!"

"Joke Time" Episode 1

"Envy"

one day, a short story

...there was a boy who was jealous to his newborn baby boy.
And the next day, the boy make a simple plan.
The next day the boy put a poison to her mother's nipple.
and the day after that their driver died!

Watch out for next joke!
'coz u'll be
LAUGHING OUT LOUD